On the Job

I refused to believe the road worker friend was stealing from his job, but when I went to his home, all the signs were there.

Just started working at the bicycle factory this week. They already made me the spokesperson.

I applied for a job hanging mirrors. It’s something I can see myself doing.

I used to work at a shoe recycling shop. It was sole-destroying work.

My boss is going to fire the employee with the worst posture. I have a hunch, it might be me.

Most people are shocked when they find out how bad I am as an electrician.

As I get older and remember all the people I lost along the way, I think to myself… Maybe taking this job as a tour guide wasn’t such a good idea.

I lost my job at the keyboard factory today. To be honest, I had been looking for an escape for a long time.

I just got fired from my job at the ice cream factory. I refused to work on Sundaes.

The post office is a mail dominated industry.

When I was younger, I had a job as a shop window mannequin. I held that position for a long time.

My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned. I just couldn’t concentrate.

I used to be a lumberjack, but I couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the ax.