What do you call it when a snowman has a temper tantrum? A meltdown.

Why are elevator jokes so good? Because they work on so many levels.

What do you call advice from a cow? Beef tips.

Why are pediatricians always so patient? Because they have little patients.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be a water-melon.